Tiny ☠ Tina

"Weird? Kid, in my home planet, my outfit is iconic, a symbol of justice and all that good stuff, aaanyway, I'm looking for them because they're the only ones who knows how to pilot the rocket ship, and I'm kinda in a hurry to comeback to my planet, I think I've left the stove on."

Thu, 09 May 2013 12:56:21 -0400

”You lost me at ‘weird’, hahaha!” Tina sneers at the guy, relocating her hands on her hip. All that talk about justice and good stuff left the girl bored out of her mind.

”Well, mistah’ justice and all that crap, you’re going to be stuck here a while. Neither of the guys you’re talking about is here, and if they were, they’d probably got killed by the psychos.”

"Uh...hey, have you seen a man made of rocks around here? Or maybe one made of rubber?"

Thu, 09 May 2013 12:40:00 -0400

”Can’t say I have, dude.”

”Why you askin’ and why are you wearing that w e i r d outfit?”

theapplemercenary: …Ladies? Jake quirked an eyebrow. “Look, it’s not like I can just make them...

Thu, 09 May 2013 12:38:23 -0400

theapplemercenary:

…Ladies? Jake quirked an eyebrow.

“Look, it’s not like I can just make them appear out of—” And then, as if solely to prove him wrong, a single masked J’avo emerges from nearby, wielding nothing but a machete.

“—Well, there you go.” He calls it out, pointing at the mutated man for clarification. “Just try not to destroy the entire town, alright? I’m supposed to be protecting it.”

He kept his guard up, in case more enemies showed up or he had to swoop in and play hero for a thirteen year-old girl.

Tiny Tina rolls her eyes and merely stick her tongue out at Jake in retaliation of his words. Enemies always appear out of nowhere, that’s like the law of bad guys. Now eyeing the J’avo, the teen is immediately patting herself down for anything to use. Honestly, she wasn’t too good at fighting face to face, but Jake didn’t need to know that!

”Uh, waaaaait a second… aha!”
Removing a stick of grade-A dynamite from her bag, she juggles the explosive in her hand.
”Don’t worry your fine tookus, I’ll try not to blow the place sky high.”

Directing her gaze to the mutated man, the blonde sets light to the fuse before actually calling him out with a loud and simple, ‘Hey!’ Without hesitation, the enemy faces both she and Jake, blabbers something and runs towards the two. Awaiting for him to get in range before throwing the dynamite with all her 13-year old might.

ltjamesvega: A single umber brow arose at the young girl. Her clothes told a bit to the...

Thu, 09 May 2013 11:25:45 -0400

ltjamesvega:

A single umber brow arose at the young girl. Her clothes told a bit to the lieutenant about her. She looked like a refugee, but James never liked coming to those kinds of conclusions. After all, in the war, there were a lot of refugees.

Everything.

”Just need some directions. Like uh… what planet is this?”

”Pandora, my buff amigo.”

The teen responds gleefully, relocating her hands on her hips. With that inquiry, it shed light on the guy, clearly he was not from Pandora and obviously, he was lost. While Tina would love to blow the guy to smithereens, she decides to be nice for a change, as if she was never nice.

”Lemme’ guess, you’re lost aren’t cha’?”

bloodylittleteapot started following you

Thu, 09 May 2013 11:20:39 -0400

murder-go-round-broke-down:

“Name’s Peacock, toots, don’t be wastin’ it.” She took a good look at her peer with her Argus eyes, “Now, if ya aint a tourist then why is it ya don’t look like yer from around here?”

”Pfft, that’s because I ain’t, sweet cheeks. I’m from the Tundra Express.”

”And I’m adventurer, like my main squeeeeze, well, sorta like them. Anyways, shawty, what is up with your eyes?! You ain’t got them! While that’s off the chain, it’s creeping me out.”

redvanguard: “Because you’re near my company. We’re strictly a no-dynamite zone,” “Tell you...

Thu, 09 May 2013 11:11:33 -0400

redvanguard:

“Because you’re near my company. We’re strictly a no-dynamite zone,”

“Tell you what—I’m about to cool my heels and grab some dinner, want to swing by? ”

”Well, ain’t that a load of b o r i n g!”

The girl promptly exclaims, but her scowl is suddenly replaced by a grin at the mention of ‘dinner’. It was easy to persuade the demolitionist with food, especially when there was a possibility of sweets on the side.

”I’ll take you up on that offer, my fine lady.”

aleusha: hey blight, i found your dog…cat…skag thing

Wed, 08 May 2013 05:41:34 -0400

aleusha:

hey blight, i found your dog…cat…skag thing

redvanguard: “Uh-huh~” “Around here? Do keep your explosives to a minimum.” ”Well,...

Sun, 05 May 2013 20:15:49 -0400

redvanguard:

“Uh-huh~”

“Around here? Do keep your explosives to a minimum.”

”Well, Adaaaaaa— you’re in luck! I’ve only got a couple sticks on me.”

”Do you want to tell a sistah’ why she can’t go blowing shit up?”

bloodylittleteapot started following you

Sun, 05 May 2013 20:09:06 -0400

murder-go-round-broke-down:

“Well well, who’s today’s tourist?”

”Tourist? Sistah’, I ain’t no tourist! Anyways, I’m Tiny Tina and wouldja’ like to tell me who exactly am I talking to?”

Introduce your muse!

Sun, 05 May 2013 20:06:17 -0400

Name: Tiny Tina
Age: 13
Height: Unknown
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Blonde
Sexual Orientation: ~~Bootysexual~~
Species: Human
Nationality: Caucasian

Positive Weaknesses (like tickling or cuddling): Chocolate chip cookies. Her stuffed animals. Tea parties. Dynamite. Blowing things up. ~~Butts.~~ Burning babies.

Allergies: Raisins.

Fears: Losing someone she loves.

How sickly they are: Relatively healthy, she’ll only get the sniffles from time to time.

How often do they hurt themself: Pretty much every single day. Tina’s extremely reckless with her work, even if her explosives are ace. That and she receives lovely visits from psychos daily.

Relationship Status: Forever single, she’s too immature for that sort of stuff.

desmondmil-es: “Got a good ear there, blondie.” “Usually isn’t my thing. More of an Indie Rock...

Sun, 05 May 2013 17:31:13 -0400

desmondmil-es:

“Got a good ear there, blondie.”

“Usually isn’t my thing. More of an Indie Rock kinda guy, but I got a soft spot for Eminem, I guess.”

”I don’t miss anything brotha’!”

”Me, I’m in l o v e with rap music, it’s the best. I also like the sort of tunes I can work with, like uh- the ones that use a lot of guitars and drums.” Nods. “Anyways, name’s Tiny Tina, what’s yours?”

theapplemercenary: Jake’s never been good with kids. You figure he’d be better with a child that...

Sun, 05 May 2013 17:24:00 -0400

theapplemercenary:

Jake’s never been good with kids. You figure he’d be better with a child that really didn’t act like one, but that wasn’t the case.

It was probably worse.

“—Whatever.” He can’t figure out if she’s actually serious or still showing young arrogance. The hell are skags and hyperions? And he was pretty sure he was lost on her whole concept of psychos too. Probably. “You can show me one day, then.”

He couldn’t say he wasn’t curious.

”Why wait, Jake-y?” Inquires the girl, crossing her arms over her chest. She had a hunch that the guy didn’t believe her! Scrunching up her nose, she stays silent for a while. “Brotha’, if you show me the shitheads you’re dealing with, I’ll get my ladies and deal with them. That cool for you?”

Now, wait for it…

”..What am I s a y i n g?!! Of course, it’s cool for you. Now that’s settled, let’s go get this party staaaaaaarrrrtttteeedddd.”

g41g3: “When people underestimate me due to my age, I usually just spawn Deathtrap and they shit...

Sun, 05 May 2013 17:16:04 -0400

g41g3:

“When people underestimate me due to my age, I usually just spawn Deathtrap and they shit their pants and run. Don’t fuck with a sixteen year old, lesson of the day.”

”-And a thirteen year old.”

desmondmil-es: “Uh, hey there, kiddo.” Casually edges away. Just continues to grin....

Sun, 05 May 2013 17:12:50 -0400

desmondmil-es:

“Uh, hey there, kiddo.”

Casually edges away.

Just continues to grin. “Hey yourself, shawty.”

”I heard some of your bitchin’ tunes and decided to come over, just to see who was playin’ them.”

desmondmil-es: Casually starts listening to loud rap music. Casually gets real close to him...

Sun, 05 May 2013 17:03:51 -0400

desmondmil-es:

Casually starts listening to loud rap music.

Casually gets real close to him while he isn’t paying attention…

”HEY MISTAH’.”

redvanguard: “How cute,” “Ada Wong. Yours, kiddo?” ”Why thank you, madame.”...

Sun, 05 May 2013 16:51:38 -0400

redvanguard:

“How cute,”

“Ada Wong. Yours, kiddo?”

”Why thank you, madame.” Snickers under her breath.

”I’m Lady Tina of I’mgoingtoblowyourfaceupheim.”

”Well, wouldja’ look at that! A soldier boy! Haha! You don’t look to be from...

Sun, 05 May 2013 13:53:22 -0400

”Well, wouldja’ look at that! A soldier boy! Haha! You don’t look to be from these parts shawty, did Roland send ya’ to see me or Ass-ton?”

some would call them adventurers, others call them foolsb...

Sun, 05 May 2013 13:38:57 -0400

_{^{some would call them adventurers, others call them fools}}
^{b u t I … c a l l t h e m v a u l t h u n t e r s …}

payasovagabundo: I like this but I don’t know who did it.

Sun, 05 May 2013 13:35:21 -0400

payasovagabundo:

I like this but I don’t know who did it.

gamingfox: The Adventure of Not So Tiny Tina

Sun, 05 May 2013 13:35:07 -0400

gamingfox:

The Adventure of Not So Tiny Tina